I am a monkey’s lover,
A gang member, a foreigner.
I wear stripped pajamas
or lay in hammocks.
I am a erect penis is the sunshine.
Leave me too long however
and I’m flaccid and burnt.
I am a present. Unwrap me and
I am a Victorian era piano leg
Covered in felt for being too phallic.
Break my spine into individual vertebrae
Consume my innards
and all that’s left is
The original prankster.